[[Inside a car somewhere in Vermont]]
Emily: {This guy is going so slow. Also, I've never seen a red plate in VT} {Oh nice! He's letting me pass!} [The word POLICE is visible on the side of the vehicle] {Oh ffuuhhh---}
Emily: I've misplaced my license. Here's my passport.
Cop: You've misplaced it?!?
Emily: I'm sorry
Cop: I don't care about you're sorry. I still feel like writing you a ticket.
Emily: I can still say I'm sorry.
5 Minutes Later
Cop: Apology accepted. Now, I don't care how you drive in New York. Here in Vermont we're nice to each other. You're unsafe! Don't tailgate! It's not nice!! And your earrings are weird.
Right.
Emily: {This guy is going so slow. Also, I've never seen a red plate in VT} {Oh nice! He's letting me pass!} [The word POLICE is visible on the side of the vehicle] {Oh ffuuhhh---}
Emily: I've misplaced my license. Here's my passport.
Cop: You've misplaced it?!?
Emily: I'm sorry
Cop: I don't care about you're sorry. I still feel like writing you a ticket.
Emily: I can still say I'm sorry.
5 Minutes Later
Cop: Apology accepted. Now, I don't care how you drive in New York. Here in Vermont we're nice to each other. You're unsafe! Don't tailgate! It's not nice!! And your earrings are weird.
Right.
Wow, you're absolutely right. This comic is delightful; and I'm sure this only relates to my personal preference, I like the version of the story that doesn't contain 5 minutes later.
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SECOND FAVE! :D
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite version of the story.
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